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latest Downtown-related jokes, sayings, or witticisms. Just e-mail your
Downtown laughs to us at info@hyettpalma.com.
Some years ago, I
was working in a downtown and had a consultant in town who had to meet
with folks at City Hall, a few blocks away from my office. Upon returning
he commented, “During my walk through downtown, the only open business
I saw was a barber shop, and their only customer was bald.” That’s
when you know that your downtown needs attention!
Submitted
by Martin Jarret, Toledo, OH
A lawyer’s dog,
running about downtown unleashed, b-lines for the butcher shop and steals
a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office
and asks, “If a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from
my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s
owner?” “Absolutely,” the lawyer responded. The butcher
immediately shot back, “Good! You owe me $7.99 for the roast your
dog stole from me this morning.” The lawyer, without a word, writes
the butcher a check for $7.99. A few days later, the butcher, browsing
through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer. The contents read
“Consultation: $25.00.”
Submitted
by Brian Montague, Hattiesburg, MS
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