Thank goodness for dishwashers is all we have to say.Don't you hate it when you've finished your bowl of Rice Krispies and you go to run your spoon under the faucet, only you turn it one millimeter too far to the left, and the water shoots out at you with the force of Niagara Falls? You need some kind of bargaining tool. That just doesn't seem fair.And it's not like walking is the only scenario where people can slow you down.
Stay in your lane.Laundry. Why does it take so long to grill a steak to perfection? That is a lie. Advertisement. There is always so much of it. You sat cross-legged in that hard wooden chair for ten seconds too many, and now your foot is asleep.
You get to hang out with your squad at night—which, for some reason, is a lot better than when you get to hang out with them during the day. You have to situate yourself so that the cushions of the couch conform to the intricate curves of your spine.
You always have to do a double-take.
Most of the time (or, as we like to call it, Other times, when you're spelling a really complicated word, like "skcjandyyn," it comes up with weird suggestions like, "skcjandjjx."
You drop your combs and brushes, you set aside your hair gel and mousse. The latest list of the top 50 first world problems also includes people ignoring good old-fashioned British queuing etiquette and having to use a tin opener when the tin doesn't have a ring pull. 21 of the Most Annoying Things You Deal With Every Day "I will not freak out...I will not freak out...FREAKING OUT!" But there are some very real annoyances out there, as well.
or, "How do you like your new job?" What the heck gives them the impression that it's okay to be so close to us?
You would never show it, but you end up feeling every bit as dejected and forlorn as the young lady in this meme.Eventually, your better judgement struggles to take over. You tracked your package regularly, and just when it looked like you were going to get your purchase in four days, the postal service zigged where they should've zagged, and now it looks like you won't be getting your earrings until next week.You look like a tech-savvy internet user.
We tried it. Sure, it was designed to help fix spelling mistakes, but does it actually do that? Actually, a lot of problems are universal. The hazards of dipping a cookie in milk, the dangers of getting clothing stuck on things, the peril of hangnails, and the torture of getting out of bed just to name but a few. You must have browsed through three-miles worth of pages. It's still frustrating to a degree, but you can show some degree of understanding for them. Then, of course, you have the people who Alright, people.
Here are some of the absolute worst that we have all been through.Why can’t these things stay on like they’re supposed to? It's like, for some reason, your hair decided to throw a temper tantrum, as if it were some kind of hormonal teenager.
Some people grew up in middle class families. It's not enough that we spend hours washing and drying it, but we have to hang it up and/or fold it, too?
It's never a good idea to stay up too late with your friends. Sh*t, he just went in the kitchen. You have to be able to tell yourself that if you eat these disappointing salads for lunch for the next five days, Friday evening when you get home from work, you'll indulge in a piece of chocolate cake. Just stop.We've been dealing with autocorrect for a few years now, and we genuinely can't think of a single time when it has ever fulfilled its intended purpose. People can get in your way on the road, too. Laundry is so spiteful. And we don't know if you know this or not, but it takes ages.