10 Incredibly Creepy Toys from the ’80s and ’90s.

How many of these did you forget about? Hello Giggles is part of the Meredith Beauty Group. Her fixed smile makes it so much worse. Lifestyle Toys were all the rage in the '90s and even if the hype seemed bizarre, it was a gloriously weird time to grow up. Allowing impressionable youngsters to play OB/GYN, each Puppy Surprise’s Velcro tummy opened and closed to allow access to an unrealistic uterus full of tiny puppies.

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Offers may be subject to change without notice. See more ideas about Toys, Creepy toys, Creepy. When I wasn’t collecting Cabbage Patch figures from McDonald’s Happy Meals or rewatching Zap! Come on, finding out your pixilated pet croaked and it was all your fault was pretty traumatizing!The premise of this game is sneak around “Daddy” as he catches some z’s – if you mess up, a plastic, zombie-faced “Daddy” rises out of his plastic bed. this link is to an external site that may or may not meet accessibility guidelines.

For old toys that need rebooting, check out 35 Updates to Classic Childhood Toys (Too Awesome to Exist). TOYS!!! Creepy, dead, murderous and downright weird, the ’90s offered an array of toys that wouldn’t cut it in 2019. Jenny Bradley -December 12, 2016 Share on facebook. WOW! Creepiness is a pretty vague concept.

Jun 5, 2016 - Explore onehotmba's board "TOYS!!! Bop! Who thought this disembodied head wouldn’t freak out little kids?Fun fact: Troll dolls were invented by a Danish woodcutter in 1959, and became popular after being marketed as “good luck.” Umm, is good luck really worth having to stare into those dead eyes?Sure, parents were practically killing each other to get a hold of these Sesame Street dolls back in the ‘90s, but, let’s face it, Tickle Me Elmo is a demonic, bossy plush toy who would have fit right into an Did you ever notice how this ooey gooey sticky gucky Gak would suck up random objects, like hairs and coins and Cheerios?
Play-Doh came out with amazing toys in their time, and still does, entertaining and fun, but this was a bad example of that. ", followed by 180 people on Pinterest. Facebook Share on twitter. All rights Reserved. Creepy Crawlers Toy Commercial (1993) (windowboxed) - YouTube Related Reading: There's a secret conspiracy hiding behind every 90s toy commercial. Unintentionally Creepy Toys of the 80s and 90s. '90s toys you were desperate to own that were actually super creepy in retrospect Personally, my Puppy Surprise instilled some seriously messed up expectations for labor and childbirth. Hello Giggles may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. Imagine my horror when I found out these things are a scam. '90s toys you were desperate to own that were actually super creepy in retrospect this link is to an external site that may or may not meet accessibility guidelines. I did a double take only to confirm that my eyes had not fooled me. You can't quite put your finger on it, but for some reason someone or something makes you feel a little bit uneasy. As a child, there were certain toys that I was sure were live and in action when I wasn't looking. Hope this takes you back to being a kid with your Skip-It, Pogs and Beanie Babies. They don’t work at all. After falling prey to Marvin’s very persuasive infomercials, I begged for a Marvin’s Magic Drawing Board for Christmas. The 90s were crazy as they were, but making a toy where kids could play dentist to a creepy head, pulling teeth and filling cavities? It was indeed a two-headed “Monster High Great Scarrier Reef Peri/Pearl Serpent Doll” (basically a two-headed mermaid with way overdone make-up). What were the creepiest toys you coveted the ‘90s? I was making a late night Walmart run the other day when out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw a two-headed doll. I blame Doodle Bear!Pull Louie’s boogers out of his nose because — like the aforementioned Barbie head — he doesn’t have hands. These beautiful fairies actually fly – amazing! My kid senses were in overload, and I wanted every toy advertised between episodes of First, you and Barbie start sharing a wardrobe. My theory is that, like “The Blob,” Gak wanted to ingest enough to start growing and eventually take over the world. Pinterest I was making a late night Walmart run the other day when out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw a two-headed doll. Drawing all over an animal is like branding it – you can’t go through life branding all of your loved ones. This is just a list I compiled and some of my favorite toys I had growing up. Twitter Share on pinterest. “My Size?” More like “my nightmare.”Poor Barbie looks like she displeased the French government and got send to the guillotine. Until one of them strikes an aerial attack, whipping you with razor sharp wings right in the face. … | Home

Woof!Wow! Watch out, though, pulling the wrong snot can Tell me the truth: Do you think Marvin’s Magic Drawing Boards were a front for the mob? Also, it felt like a wad of boogers.